Aashish
a book
a book about emacs
a book about maths
a bush
a car
a chair
a Computing teacher
a Cryptographer
a Data-Flow Diagram
a digital camera
a force diagram
a fridge
a grenade
a hand-grenade
a helicopter
a homework diary
a kettle
a keyboard
a keyboard driver
a laboratory
a Lancaster bomber
a Lawyer
Aled
a Maserati
a motorised wheelchair
an aeroplane
an evil villain's lair
an IBM Model M keyboard
an idiot
an iPhone
a printer driver
a scanner
a sheep
a small boy
a sniper rifle
a snowmobile
a snowmobile-helicopter hybrid
a stingray
a surgeon
a tantrum
a tea cup
a Toyota
a tree
attention
a web page
Barack Obama
Batman
Batman and Robin
BT
Cieran
cream soda
Crofty
Debian
emacs
Garbett
George Bush
Gordon Brown
Josh
KDE
Linux
Mac OS
Max
MINIX
most of Cheltenham
most of Gloucestershire
Mr. Beal
Mr. Fenton
Neeraj
Nick
Osama bin Laden
Richard Stallman
Rolf Harris
Rory
Rory's laptop
Saddam Hussein
Skylark Cottage
sod's law
some Calcium
Soviet Russia
Stanley
Steve Irwin
tetris
the A-Team
the BBC
the car in front
the C library
the code
the compiler
the entire operation
the ICT Crowd
the IT Crowd
the law of averages
the lazy dog
the Maths department
the mission
the obligatory xkcd reference
the operation
the quick brown fox
the road
the rule of thumb
the SAS
the Tweenies
the Vi User Group
the works
UNIX people
Vinay
Virgin Media
Will
Windows
xkcd
